and our task force is tired of all this bullshit on Tumblr.  The posts coming from here will be from two different people; you will be able to tell the difference because we will make note of it… or I will type the entire posts in all caps and inject it with testosterone.  We start by proposing a daily limit to re-blogs, a “Dislike” button that would affect Tumblarity (because there are some crazy ass bitches that care way too much about it), and possibly a vote-ban function.  We’re the motherfucking thought police (Lol@Internet toughness btw).

I assume the reader is probably asking him/herself this right now:

“Why would these ‘roid-raged psychos want a limit on re-blogs and a Dislike button?”

Because I’m tired of seeing all this stupid shit being reblogged 26 fucking times in a row. (Okay, that’s an exaggeration, but still…) All that stuff from 1001 Things I Want in a Lover and I Can Read is okay to see spread around your Dashboard every once in a while, but do any of you think about your following audience and how they’re going to have to sift through at least 3 pages of played-out bullshit if you decide to go on a re-blogging spree?

As for the Dislike button and vote-ban option, I have seen people dedicate posts saying “OH NOEZ MAII TUMBLAR1TY 1S 0NLY 200SOMETHING BECAUSE I HAVEN’T BEEN ENOUGH OF AN ANNOYING BITCH TODAY.”  Yeah, I got lazy and decided to add my own twist to that little quote.  The Dislike should give the original poster an idea of how much their audience enjoys their posts and keeps their ridiculous Tumblarity and ego to a minimum (or at least try to).

And honestly, most of us use the Internet occasionally to hide from you “ghettoshit” people sub-humans, but that’s getting harder.  People go from MySpace to Facebook because there are lot less idiots on it, but the overconfident whores are spreading to Facebook as well, like a raging case of herpes.  It’s also going from the inexplicably angry MySpace bulletin to ya’ll filling up my Tumblr Dashboard with all this nonsense about your “life”.

I think I’ll be known as the RAGE SPECIALIST from here on out.

—RAGE SPECIALIST.