hate you all.  Tumblr even made a shirt for you guys… the Tumblr re-blog cloud.

Haha…

you’re all whores.

lol, okay.  I’m not really angry but whatever.  Just logging in here because I’m a bit bored right now.  SUBMIT SOME STUFF DAMN IT!  We have a submit button(:

I think I may have given up on this blog.

I don’t have enough time to write much on it anymore.

k.

and off I go, to continue the life of a dreamer.

This is the last post for a very very long time.

—ragespecialist.

we have a submit button and it’s only been clicked ONCE?!  I know we’re angry people, but I’d love to see what kind of silly antics your Tumblr friends are up to!  (Okay, maybe not since I’ll just develop hypertension)

I want to read what you think of us, what you think of these idiots we see on Tumblr, and whatnot!

I’ll be making a post later tonight, if I remember!

More like, unless I smash my keyboard into someone’s face.

—RAGE SPECIALIST

Sorry we haven’t been updating but we appreciate all the followers, rebloggers, etc.

Lately, I noticed a lot of people reblogging material from sites such as blogsecret, everythingiwishfor, and achoiceinthematter. I admit that those sites are interesting but it still gets annoying when certain people reblog from them twenty times a day. What the fuck are you trying to do; Duplicate the sites on your own page? Once or twice a day is somewhat understandable but twenty is just plain insane.

Disclaimer: I have nothing against blogsecret, everthingiwishfor, and achoiceinthematter. They’re cool, go check them out.

{Rage Minion}

Titled: Reblog

I’m going to reblog your first post!

And just what do they mean, I wonder, by ‘Terms of Submission’ at the bottom of this box?  Do I need a safe word?

Haha, no.  No safe word.  ;]  It’s all real baby.

Haha, I can’t believe I know what that means.  And yes, feel free to re-blog/like our posts… but try to keep it at a reasonable level (:

By helping raising our Tumblarity, it should help show the difference between high-rated bullshit and posts that actually contain substance.

—RAGE SPECIALIST

These posts aren’t targeted towards one specific person.  You’re funny if you think this was made just for a certain person.  That’s just feeding him/her attention if it was just for that one person.  This is for all the people that do all the annoying shit mentioned in my first post.  We may or may not continue to quote certain actions/behavior, but that just depends if we feel like singling your idiocy out (at the risk of making you feel special by appearing on this Tumblr).

We’ve also added a submit button on the page.  Feel free to click on the badge and submit your what you think!

Using a whole new post just to write “Gnite” is so fucking retarded. At least write something other than that! People who do this needs to be thrown off a cliff for the sharks to eat. Seriously, no one cares that you’re going to sleep unless you never wake up again. Otherwise, a thousand people would reblog saying “hallelujah, that damn bitch isn’t coming back on to fill our dashboards with all this useless crap.”

If you just wanted to say goodnight, use fucking twitter or something. Not even. Just go to fucking sleep without notifying the whole damn world about it.

{RAGE MINION}

and our task force is tired of all this bullshit on Tumblr.  The posts coming from here will be from two different people; you will be able to tell the difference because we will make note of it… or I will type the entire posts in all caps and inject it with testosterone.  We start by proposing a daily limit to re-blogs, a “Dislike” button that would affect Tumblarity (because there are some crazy ass bitches that care way too much about it), and possibly a vote-ban function.  We’re the motherfucking thought police (Lol@Internet toughness btw).

I assume the reader is probably asking him/herself this right now:

“Why would these ‘roid-raged psychos want a limit on re-blogs and a Dislike button?”

Because I’m tired of seeing all this stupid shit being reblogged 26 fucking times in a row. (Okay, that’s an exaggeration, but still…) All that stuff from 1001 Things I Want in a Lover and I Can Read is okay to see spread around your Dashboard every once in a while, but do any of you think about your following audience and how they’re going to have to sift through at least 3 pages of played-out bullshit if you decide to go on a re-blogging spree?

As for the Dislike button and vote-ban option, I have seen people dedicate posts saying “OH NOEZ MAII TUMBLAR1TY 1S 0NLY 200SOMETHING BECAUSE I HAVEN’T BEEN ENOUGH OF AN ANNOYING BITCH TODAY.”  Yeah, I got lazy and decided to add my own twist to that little quote.  The Dislike should give the original poster an idea of how much their audience enjoys their posts and keeps their ridiculous Tumblarity and ego to a minimum (or at least try to).

And honestly, most of us use the Internet occasionally to hide from you “ghettoshit” people sub-humans, but that’s getting harder.  People go from MySpace to Facebook because there are lot less idiots on it, but the overconfident whores are spreading to Facebook as well, like a raging case of herpes.  It’s also going from the inexplicably angry MySpace bulletin to ya’ll filling up my Tumblr Dashboard with all this nonsense about your “life”.

I think I’ll be known as the RAGE SPECIALIST from here on out.

—RAGE SPECIALIST.